bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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