When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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