Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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