It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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