my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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