What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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