when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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