so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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