i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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