Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
look no pants
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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