why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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