Christians are straight up FREAKS
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you made out with another girl for some wings
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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