Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
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also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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