I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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