how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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