Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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