the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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