Are we in a gay sports bar?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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