Non-Jews are for practice
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
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I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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