i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
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I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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