I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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