Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
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