I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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