if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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