I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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