I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
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I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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