The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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