got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Randomize