we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
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Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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