They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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