that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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