Whoa Z and x make the same sound
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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