Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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