what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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