Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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