Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i dont even know how to be here
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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