please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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