can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
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People with herpes should wear stickers.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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