nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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