What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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