his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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