If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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