I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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