I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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