I have demons in me.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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