Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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