Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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