He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Randomize
