I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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