Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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