she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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