i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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